Attn: Cubs fans

September 28th, 2007 10:04 am

Shut. Up. You still think that if the Cubs make it to the post season they actually have a chance of winning? They can’t even win a single game in Miami and you think they could win a 5 game series against the best teams in the N.L.?

Here’s the Cubs record this year against possible teams they’d face in the divisional series:

  • Philadelphia: 3-4 (1-2 on the road)
  • Arizona: 2-4 (1-2 on the road)
  • New York: 2-5 (1-3 on the road)
  • San Diego: 3-5 (1-2 on the road)
  • Colorado: 5- 2 (2-2 on the road)

Yeah, that’s right folks: the Cubs have a losing record against every single team except the Rockies. Combined, the Cubs are 15-20 against N.L. playoff contenders.

Oh, and your best pitcher? The one you’re paying more than $90 million for? Yeah, he’s 3-6 in the last 10 games with a 5.64 ERA. That includes a streak of six straight outings in which he failed to get a win.

The Cubs can barely win one of the shittiest divisions in baseball and you think they’re going to win a series in the post season?

Good luck with that. I laugh at you.

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