Archive for September 19th, 2007

Oh, Pittsburgh

Kwummy September 19th, 2007

Erech, what is wrong with your city?

Santa Claus he’s not, but it didn’t stop Alejandro Valencio from trying to surprise the woman he called his girlfriend.

Yup, you guessed it. The dude was drunk and got stuck. Firefighters had to “rip open the wall” to get him out.

Oh, and it’s also September, not December. Dude’s about three months early.

His girlfriend got so pissed she hit him and even said to the firefighters:

I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die

Make sure you go to the story to check out the awesome video of his girlfriend hitting him with a trash can and beer bottles.

 A winner is you, Pittsburgh!

Some Chicago sports tidbits

Kwummy September 19th, 2007

Saw two interesting sports stories today:

  • One blogpointed out that Rex Grossman’s stats (56.1% completion rating, 1 TD, 3 INTs and 6 sacks) have led him to a passer rating of 55.1 which is dead last in the league. If you don’t think Brian Griese could at least do better than that you’re as stubborn and stupid as Lovie Smith and the rest of the front office.
  • I noticed an article in today’s RedEye that Mark Cuban was in the right-field bleachers last night to watch the Reds beat the Cubs.  However, according to the article, “Cubs told [Comcast SportsNet] not to show Cuban or even talk about his presence at the park during the telecast. Awww, did poor Marky Mark not wanna deal with the spotlight? What a douche.

Grossman and Cuban in the same city? Get me the fuck out, please.