Archive for September, 2007

Create you own shitty horror movie with this play set

Kwummy September 28th, 2007

For just $14.95 plus shipping you can create your own horror movie with this little play set.

From the description:

We provide the victims, you provide the terror! Each dramatic play set includes nine 2-1/2″ to 3″ tall, hard vinyl victims captured in utterly terrified poses! Are they reacting to the advances of a giant, man-eating alpaca or the sight of your grandma in her nightgown and curlers? The possibilities are endless!

The site has quite the variety of other action figures, too.

[Original Source: The Daily Galaxy]

Attn: Cubs fans

Kwummy September 28th, 2007

Shut. Up. You still think that if the Cubs make it to the post season they actually have a chance of winning? They can’t even win a single game in Miami and you think they could win a 5 game series against the best teams in the N.L.?

Here’s the Cubs record this year against possible teams they’d face in the divisional series:

  • Philadelphia: 3-4 (1-2 on the road)
  • Arizona: 2-4 (1-2 on the road)
  • New York: 2-5 (1-3 on the road)
  • San Diego: 3-5 (1-2 on the road)
  • Colorado: 5- 2 (2-2 on the road)

Yeah, that’s right folks: the Cubs have a losing record against every single team except the Rockies. Combined, the Cubs are 15-20 against N.L. playoff contenders.

Oh, and your best pitcher? The one you’re paying more than $90 million for? Yeah, he’s 3-6 in the last 10 games with a 5.64 ERA. That includes a streak of six straight outings in which he failed to get a win.

The Cubs can barely win one of the shittiest divisions in baseball and you think they’re going to win a series in the post season?

Good luck with that. I laugh at you.

The Rex Grossman conspiracy

Kwummy September 26th, 2007

By now, anyone interested in the NFL has heard that the Chicago Bears will reportedly start Brian Griese at quarterback on Sunday against the Detroit Lions. What many are asking at this point is, “why?” Why did it take so long to do something that some people thought should have happened over a year ago.

Because the Bears front office is full of monkeys. And not even the cute monkeys. I’m talking about the ugly monkeys that through poop at each other.

Last year an easy schedule, better offensive play calling and a practically injury-free defense allowed the Grossman PR train to keep chugging along. Brainwashed fans kept buying tickets and they would hop aboard a train that made all of the stops except the last one: a Super Bowl victory. Continue Reading »

ICHC Pics of the Week (9/16-9/23)

Kwummy September 24th, 2007

I didn’t do this last week for two reasons. 1) I was busy and 2) I didn’t really think anybody cared. However, over the weekend a friend told me, though at first he found the concept stupid, he can’t get enough of the pictures. Seems my lolcat addiction has spread to others. MUAHAHAHAHA!

Nevertheless, I have decided to continue the tradition and after the jump I present to you the top 10 pics from last week.

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Meteorite or Missile: What caused a mysterious illness in a Peru village?

Kwummy September 24th, 2007

I have my first real post up over at AltGN. It’s about a supposed meterorite that landed near a Peru village and caused illness in over 600 locals. Hop on over there and check out the story and spend some time on the site browsing the other stories as well.

How your tires should not look

Kwummy September 24th, 2007

As I had mentioned last week I had a friend coming into visit this weekend. We just sort of hung out, ate a lot of food and overall had an uneventful weekend.

However, I did have to attend a family event on Saturday afternoon which was eventful to the tune of $670.75.

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Weekend

Kwummy September 21st, 2007

Got a friend coming into town this weekend. I’m leaving work at noon today so I won’t be around much.

In the meantime, here are some stories you might find interesting for the weekend:

Have a good weekend everyone!

My geekdom: Let me show you it

Kwummy September 20th, 2007

I’m going to be working on a group blog with a buddy of mine. I think I was the last person he asked so I don’t feel that important, but I’ll take my opportunities where I can get them.

It’s going to be related to all things “geek” (technology, science, gadgets, gaming, etc). It should be fun and I think it’s an awesome idea. If anything it will help me continue to hone my writing skills.

I’d like to make my site more geared towards stuff like that, it’s just hard because there’s so much information out there and I don’t have time to write about it all. I’m thinking of just doing some posts here and there where I briefly talk about stories that interest me.

I might link over to his site (if he lets me) of some of the stories I write about and post just little odds and ends over here related to said stories.

So, I’ll probably be working on that as well as this site and, oh, right, my real job.

I’m enjoying my position more simply because I’m going to be doing more interesting projects. The problem is I still hate the industry I am in and I really don’t like some of the people I have to work with. And now that one of the senior management is leaving it’s going to be even more difficult, especially if they hire some tool.

I’ll get my big break someday.

Someday.

Oh, Pittsburgh

Kwummy September 19th, 2007

Erech, what is wrong with your city?

Santa Claus he’s not, but it didn’t stop Alejandro Valencio from trying to surprise the woman he called his girlfriend.

Yup, you guessed it. The dude was drunk and got stuck. Firefighters had to “rip open the wall” to get him out.

Oh, and it’s also September, not December. Dude’s about three months early.

His girlfriend got so pissed she hit him and even said to the firefighters:

I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die

Make sure you go to the story to check out the awesome video of his girlfriend hitting him with a trash can and beer bottles.

 A winner is you, Pittsburgh!

Some Chicago sports tidbits

Kwummy September 19th, 2007

Saw two interesting sports stories today:

  • One blogpointed out that Rex Grossman’s stats (56.1% completion rating, 1 TD, 3 INTs and 6 sacks) have led him to a passer rating of 55.1 which is dead last in the league. If you don’t think Brian Griese could at least do better than that you’re as stubborn and stupid as Lovie Smith and the rest of the front office.
  • I noticed an article in today’s RedEye that Mark Cuban was in the right-field bleachers last night to watch the Reds beat the Cubs.  However, according to the article, “Cubs told [Comcast SportsNet] not to show Cuban or even talk about his presence at the park during the telecast. Awww, did poor Marky Mark not wanna deal with the spotlight? What a douche.

Grossman and Cuban in the same city? Get me the fuck out, please.

I might have real work to do soon

Kwummy September 18th, 2007

My work load has steadily been increasing as I bitch about doing the boring stuff. But now, it might increase exponentially.

A senior manager within our department just resigned. He handled a lot of the communications we do (both internally and externally). While I’m not poised to take over his position, I can put this to my advantage. With him gone, they need someone to take over a lot of his shit that is pressing (something a new person wouldn’t be able to pick up on right away). That person could be me.

I’ve talked to my boss about it and we both agree it’s a good opportunity for me. We’re poised to go to the V.P. and tell her research just isn’t what I want to be doing anymore and that it would really help further my career if I could take on some of the major projects that need to be done in the absence of a senior manager.

Hell, some of the stuff he’s already passed onto me and I’ve been running with before he even announced his resignation.  

More than likely I’ll be able to manage some of those projects (including a complete overhaul of our company’s website) simply because there is no one else on the team qualified to handle some of it.

There’s a possibility it could lead to a new role for me, like a Generalist role, and I could get out of research. If that’s the case, it could also lead to more money. Which is always good. The only problem is we just hired two Generalists in other cities so we may not need one in Chicago.

The worse thing that could happen is that I take on these projects and have to continue doing the regular research bullshit. If that happens, it will give me some extra bullet points on my resume and might help me land a better job outside of the company. So, it could still prove to be advantageous for me as it will just help bolster my resume. Either way, I don’t want to be doing research in a year from now.

I’ll keep you updated with what happens, but it could be weeks before I learn anything. I just know this is a rare opportunity for me. I have a chance to go into something a little more exciting (advertising/design) and I feel I should jump on it. It may be premature, but I don’t know when another opportunity like this might arise.

Family Guy Live Review

Kwummy September 17th, 2007

Wow, I don’t even know where to begin. Katie and I both really enjoyed the show. Overall, I think it was completely worth the price of admission and definitely an awesome experience, especially for any Family Guy fan. This was only the fourth or fifth time they’ve put this show on for the public.

Read my complete thoughts after the jump.

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Going to see ‘Family Guy Live’ tomorrow night

Kwummy September 14th, 2007

I mentioned it before, but I thought I’d mention it again because this is my site and I can pretty much do whatever it is I want.

For those of you who do not know, here’s some quick info on what Family Guy Live is:

FAMILY GUY LIVEbrings together The ENTIRE cast of Seth MacFarlane’s Emmy Award-winning animated comedy series for a one of a kind live stage event like no other!

After sell-out performances in Montreal, New York and Los Angeles, the sensational voices behind the Griffin family will perform an uncensored live reading of a classic episode hand-picked by MacFarlane himself and featuring bonus material never before seen on FOX. In addition, the unique live stage show includes the cast performing some of the most memorable musical numbers from the series as well as a Q&A with the cast and creators of the series — where fans will have the opportunity to find out everything they ever wanted to know about the show but never had the chance to ask. 

Katie and I have tickets to the 7 PM show. We’re pretty excited. We have no idea what episode they’ll be reading from, but it’s supposed to be one of MacFarlane’s favorites.

To be honest, I don’t know how awesome that portion will be. I’m sure it will be amusing to actually see each person do multiple character voices, but it just won’t be the same without seeing some of the wacky animation.

The Q&A could go either way, but I’m guessing most of the audience will have some really stupid questions to ask. For example, ”So, like, how did you learn to do all those voices?” or “Can the family understand Stewie or not?!!?!?”

We have upper balcony seats so we won’t be close, but we’ll be right in the middle. We should have a good view. I’ve never been in the historic Chicago Theater so that should be interesting, too.

I’ll let you know how it went.

Not much goings ons

Kwummy September 13th, 2007

Not a lot to discuss this morning.  Very little has grabbed my attention today. Oh well, at least I’m not battling a vicious, non-stop brigade of fleas.

  • Tried coming in at 9 to see if the commute was any better. It wasn’t. In some ways it was worse; and I don’t feel like getting home at 7 every night. I guess I’ll stick to 8-5.
  • Speaking of the CTA, “Doomsday” has been nothing more than delayed. Looks like we’ll go through this whole thing again in November. Way to solve issues! I read in an article that the CTA president met with an employee who’s been given four different layoff dates. Keep up the good work, Chicago!
  • I’m feeling much better and was even able to work out last night. Hopefully by the weekend I’ll be back at 100%.

Maybe I’ll post more later, or maybe I’ll never post again.

Would you let this man suck your feet?

Kwummy September 12th, 2007

From the Smoking Gun:

SEPTEMBER 11–Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, “Now I’m going to suck your feet.” Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passersby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene.

His mugshot after the jump. I warn you, though, don’t be eating or drinking anything at the time of viewing.

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