August 28th, 2007 1:53 pm

It’s all over the net now, but I just had to make a post about it. This kind of funny isn’t seen every day.

For those of you who have not seen Miss Teen South Carolina give the reason as to why 1 in 5 U.S. students cannot find America on the map, I direct you here. If you find yourself growing light-headed you can view this version with subtitles.

Also, do yourself a favor and check out her profile. And, of course, lest we forget, there are also pictures. [Those links all via Deadspin).

I hate to say it, but this is pretty much why hot girls need to keep their mouths shut. She could probably also stand to eat a cheeseburger or two.

Miraculously, she still finished in third. However, she seemed to have left her poise back at the ranch. Had she listened to the advice of Cosmo Kramer, she may have pulled out a victory.

There are also the “that poor girl” stories and remarks popping up all over the place calling those of us who poke fun at her fat virgins.  Whatever, I’m sure after she’s finished giving all the children of Iraq, Asia and South Africa maps she’ll be serving you drinks at Applebees.

But yeah, I’m sure I would have been a much better student in school had I just got myself a map.

Damn.

[Update - Lauren Caitlin has recently re-answered the million dollar question. Her reply:

Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography.

Our map? Seriously, someone get this broad to STFU.]

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