August 27th, 2007 10:16 am

10. He went to college in Florida. I kid; Florida is an awesome state. For example, 1 in 2 men in Downtown Orlando carry guns
9. His hands are better suited to wrap around a girls waist than a football
8. His career QB rating in the NFL is 72%. Last year, his 73.9% rating was good enough for 51st among all QBs
7. 4% of his passes result in touchdowns while 4% of his throws also result in interceptions. No one quite knows where the other 92% land
6. He was third in number of interceptions thrown in 2006. Had he thrown two more he would have been tied with the great John Kitna for second. You’ll get ‘em this year, Rex
5. One word: Rexettes
4. When it counts, Rex is no where to be found. In 2006 regular season  games where the Bears either lost or won by no more than 10 points (8 games), Rex had a rating of 50.6, threw 16 interceptions and only 5 touchdowns. He also lost 5 fumbles
3. He’d rather party than study game tape
2. He has more nicknames than Michael Vick (Sex Cannon, The Cumslinger, Sexy Rexy, Rex Glassman, Wrecks Grossman, et.al)

And the #1 reason Rex Grossman sucks at football is…after the jump! 

1. He makes Kyle Orton look average

Oh, Rexy. You will give me so much entertainment this year. With the coaching staff afraid to let you throw the ball deep and Cedric Benson at running back I won’t ever have to focus my attention past the line of scrimmage. Sweet.

In other awesome Bears news, Lance Briggs’ $350,000 Lamborghini is currently wrapped around on a light pole on the Edens.

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