August 27th, 2007 4:17 pm

I stumbled upon this story earlier today about a former teacher, Keri McIntyre, who is outraged at a video of her that showed up on YouTube. (And before you go scouring YouTube for the video - it has already been removed. Rumor has that it’s on MySpace somewhere).

The alleged video zooms in on McIntyre’s, um, “features” several times over the course of a few minutes while playing “Hot for the Teacher” by Van Halen.  Supposedly she is wearing some fairly tight, white pants that reveal the fact she is also wearing a thong. I don’t know about you, but it’s hard to look good in white pants. Kudos to her!

In her own words:

The video was three and a half minutes of me. It would go to my face, to my butt, to my face…And then he had his fun zooming in to my butt.

At first I felt a little sorry for her. I don’t know many teachers that wear pants like that, but she still shouldn’t have to worry about someone videotaping her while at a graduation ceremony.

Then I read the “About Me” section of her MySpace page [emphasis mine]: 

First of all the real story about the “hot for teacher.” My student teacher from last year e-mailed me the video last week saying that she found it on you tube. Obviously a parent taped it, the students had nothing in their hands, so quit saying it was a horny little kid. It’s terrible when adults are blaming it on innocent children. It is a little creepy that a dad is taping my a@# instead of his son or daughters graduation. I don’t give a damn if it is a public place, what perv does that? Takes time to edit a video and put it to music. If I wanted to be viewed as a sex object I would make a porn instead of making no money and working with kids, Contrary to what “the public” thinks is true, I first contacted the school system, You Tube, and a lawyer to remove the video. When nobody helped me, I e-mailed the local news station here. They aired it, but the video still wasn’t taken off. So I guess I should have just dealt with it right? Well GMA saw the story, called me, and asked if they could interview me. I said yes cause I wanted the help to have it removed. They contacted You Tube and had it removed the day before I did the GMA interview. I was satisfied, but I still would have liked to known who did this. They said they still wanted me to talk about the video. So for all you people that say I wanted attention, believe me I don’t need this kind, I get enough all ready. And I AM NOT GETTING PAID FOR STICKING UP FOR MYSELF. So those comments might as well stop right now. If you have something to say about that I encourage you. Secondly, for all you aholes that say I deserved it for the way I was dressed, does your mom wear white pants, does your sister, does your girlfriend? If so I suppose she deserves to get harrassed. IT WAS SUMMER PEOPLE, AND WHO CARES THAT I WAS WEARING A THONG? Should I have worn big granny undies and showed underwear lines, what in the hell does that have to do with it? And for the people who think it is no big deal. Send me a video of your a@#; and face and I am going to post it on the net, or better yet send one of your mom or girlfriend and we will have a free for all with your body or theirs, K? That is what is wrong with our world today, anybody can do what they want to each other and we “just need to get over it.” And I expect the comment “lets gangbang her” or “I want to lick her as#$hole” are comments that my dad or brother or boyfriend should be expected to read and not get pissed. THINK ABOUT IT, WERE YOU RAISED WITH MORALS? I KNOW I WAS. At least I stand up for what I feel is right, which is more than I can say for most people. And to all those that say I don’t know how to have fun, boy are you wrong and my friends can vouch for that. So for all the losers that have something else to say to me, first let the world have a look at your body, and see when they are done if you still can keep your head up like I have.

So, she goes on Good Morning America to try and play the distraught little princess while mouthing off as if some snotty tramp on her MySpace page? Something about this story just doesn’t click with me.

People have claimed she’s wearing a low-cut blouse in the GMA interview and that the camera man kept zooming in on her bewbies. I’ve yet to see the interview so I can’t verify that. If it’s true that is truly some laugh out loud stuff.

I also love how she plays the teacher card when she is actually no longer a teacher. Supposedly she’s now in real estate. Yeah, so much for “making no money to work with kids.” Guess that career path just didn’t work out for her.

Not to be outdone, her brother chimed in as well with this diatribe:

first off this is keri’s brother,and i would love 2 personally greet everyone that left my sister perverted and ignornt ass comments to my knee upside their fuckin head.

I’m not even going to point out the irony in that juicy nugget.

Oh, Internets.

By the way, did anyone notice she has one brown eye and one blue eye? That is hot.

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